Thanks, I hate it!

The majority of cat food is very far from the meat that goes into it which is why you don’t buy the shitty stuff. But some of it actually smells (and I assume tastes) like meat.

I was actually tempted to eat this one. It smells pretty good.

Yes but they can still taste the food. Meat substitutes are something that some humans choose to eat for ethical reasons, but they aren’t good, they’re good enough to stand in for meat when we are out of by the meat industry.

Again if you want a house pet that doesn’t eat meat and doesn’t hunt, torture and kill other animals for fun, there are other options. Bunnies, chinchillas, guinea pigs, rats, mice, parrots, budgies, pot belly pigs, etc will all be happy to eat vegan food (or if you’re hung up on the Idea of having a cat, get a cat girl). Don’t try to force cats to eat vegan food.

We are omnivores and can eat pretty much anything from grass seeds to whales to a fucking Cessna 150. Cats aren’t like that. They’ve evolved to depend on meat as their sole source of nutrition. Their sense of taste is also evolved to love meat. They can’t really taste much else. If you’re forcing your cat to choke down mycoprotein and soy beans to stay alive, you are a bad person.

How would you feel if someone abducted you, and forced you to eat kiviak to stay alive and stopped you from going out to feed yourself?

Robinson Crusoe?

There are a bunch of them. Thanks to my rabbit foot, they are blissfully unaware that they’re poly though. Anyway I refuse to share robin with Demetrius. The man’s controlling, annoying, boring and frightfully pedantic. Robin can do better. Actually wile I’m at it I’m going to save Marnie from a life of being hidden away like she’s something to be ashamed of. Fuck you Lewis! Her life’s hard enough without you treating her like shit! Me, Marnie, Robin, and Leah getting trashed on ancient fruit wine in my barn during the week and doing peyote with Sandy on the weekend.

Correct. Although she’ll always be second choice for me. Unfortunately the best partner in pelican town is with the only person there who’s more autistic than me.

Most catfood that you can buy in the shops is actual trash. Anything containing grain should be avoided. The good stuff doesn’t really cost much more if you buy it in bulk and the cats don’t need as much of it so you end up using less.

Orijen and Bozita are both good grain free options, if anyone is looking for recommendations.

If cats are feeding themselves, the only time they eat vegetables is when they’re having difficulty getting a hairball up. They have evolved to be obligate carnivores and if you’re not prepared to feed them meat, get a pet bunny instead.

Be sure to get your 5 a day!

You want Leah to wear clothes?

Lol

Atheist: shit, I’m sliding out! Better get this under control.

Christian: Jesus, take the wheel!

Ok, you’re right. Take a break and play some games…

…I can recommend a nice indie platformer if you like.

You haven’t seen the owl house? Go fix that.