• churrodestroyer@lemmy.zip
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      13 hours ago

      Because in middle school when I bought my first set I was a little edgelord who wanted to lord it over my friends.

      In college, I played all of a Resident Evil game by sneaking into classrooms after hours and plugging my Xbox 360 into the media center’s projector that was behind a wafer lock. Horror is best played on screens measured in feet in dark rooms.

      One time my uncle forgot his keys to a storage unit and I managed to get the lock open for him. This might be the one time I used them legitimately.