“Zelda, I assure you this is vital to preventing Ganondorf from destroying Hyrule” Link dresses in an intracate revealing blue outfit with lots of jewelry for a +2 bonus to some stat and for no other reason
Zelda isn’t complaining.
god I wish I could find a dress like that, how does it fit him so perfectly
Twink magic, and before you ask no you can’t extract it by grinding up twinks I’ve already tried.
I’m a twink how do I get the magic
Yes, go to a thrift store right now and grab the hottest dress you can find and try it on. I promise you it’s within one size of fitting you.
Edit: don’t forget to send pics lol
yeah it’s within one size of fitting me but that’s not fittttttinngggg. It’s baggy in the chest because it’s made for someone with boobs and I would classify as an A cup at best.
the other commentor is right, I know the answer is tailoring, but idk how to do any of that and I much rather wish the fashion industry would start catering to femboys.
The rest of the magic is finding a good tailor. You look stunning in that dress btw.
Thanks for the kind words. I wish I could afford a tailor, but I think I’m stuck praying for a sugar daddy to find me entertaining for something like that. It’d probably be easier to learn it myself, although tbh I don’t exactly have enough money for that either lol.
It’s not my fault you’re a hotty. Just make sure them Daddy’s pay.