“Zelda, I assure you this is vital to preventing Ganondorf from destroying Hyrule” Link dresses in an intracate revealing blue outfit with lots of jewelry for a +2 bonus to some stat and for no other reason

  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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    5 months ago

    Yes, go to a thrift store right now and grab the hottest dress you can find and try it on. I promise you it’s within one size of fitting you.

    Edit: don’t forget to send pics lol

    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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      5 months ago

      yeah it’s within one size of fitting me but that’s not fittttttinngggg. It’s baggy in the chest because it’s made for someone with boobs and I would classify as an A cup at best.

      the other commentor is right, I know the answer is tailoring, but idk how to do any of that and I much rather wish the fashion industry would start catering to femboys.

        • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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          5 months ago

          Thanks for the kind words. I wish I could afford a tailor, but I think I’m stuck praying for a sugar daddy to find me entertaining for something like that. It’d probably be easier to learn it myself, although tbh I don’t exactly have enough money for that either lol.