This is an aggressively British post that I don’t even begin to pretend to understand.
I understand the words just fine, but that’s all.
Well done.
Their mum wanted them to see Obama being inaugurated because the first black POTUS is an important historical moment. As a kid, they didn’t understand the importance, but now they do are are grateful.
Don’t sweat it, old fruit! Everybody knows that the chums from the colonies are a bit slow on the uptake.
And then the Queen said, “Eyes up ye fooken plonkers! ‘E’s the bloody preso o’ the colonies, 'n shite! Ain’t it just the dogs cobblers?!”
*telly
Blimey wanker made me bleedin choke on ma bo’ol o wo’ah.
And then we all ad some tea and some puddin.
This is the pinnacle of British shit posts