Expected a mirror to ‘breasted boobily down the stairs,’ but nope, monster fucker alignment chart.
I’ll admit I have never thought about it before now.
what I'd never thought about before now
If a man were to transform into a werewolf… would his dick transform into a canine one?
That’s the point of transforming, yeah? You get a wolf nose, wolf ears, wolf paws, and yes, all the rest of the anatomy.
Hopefully
I mean, probably
What is weirder?
- werewolf with a human dick
- human with a canine dick
Depends on who is drawing the furry porn and why.
If you draw your werewolves with human-like dicks, can you even call yourself a furry?
Mark woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked posterior. He stretched, his flanks lifting with his glutes as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on compression shorts, the sinews of his haunches prominently showing through the thin fabric. He bottomed buttingly to the stairs, and derriered downwards.
if you trade the compression shorts to a towel around his waist, you can say
His penis bounced penisly down the stairs
Oops my penis! Will someone get that for me before it gets out the door?
I swear it’s worse than the cats
That last line is incredible.
Thanks! It’s all just adapted from the original:
Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.