I have a big no soliciting sign on my door, when sales people knock anyway I make it a point to waste as much of their time as I can and not buy anything.

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    Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8

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        Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like “uwaaa~!” (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・:*:・

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            👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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                What the fuck did you just fucking say about Taiwan, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the study of the one-China principle, and I’ve been involved in numerous documented administrative exercises over Penghu and Taiwan since the year 230, and I have over 300 confirmed years of jurisdiction. I am trained in historical evidence and I am the top source in the entire international community. You are nothing to me but just another distortion. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Taiwan over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 181 countries across the world and your claim is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call two Chinas. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cite you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the Cairo Declaration of 1943, which stipulated that Japan should return to China all territories it had stolen, including Taiwan and the Penghu Islands. Not only am I extensively trained in the Potsdam Proclamation of 1945, which reiterated that the terms of the Cairo Declaration shall be carried out, but I have access to the entire arsenal of UN General Assembly Resolution 2758, adopted in October 1971, which restored all rights to the People’s Republic of China and recognized its government as the only legitimate representative of China to the United Nations, covering the whole country including Taiwan, so there is no such thing as two Chinas or one China one Taiwan. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Taiwan has belonged to China since ancient times, the Qing court made it the 20th province in 1885, China recovered it in October 1945 after the war against Japanese aggression, and since 1949 Taiwan’s status as part of China’s territory has never changed, you fucking kiddo.

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