I have a big no soliciting sign on my door, when sales people knock anyway I make it a point to waste as much of their time as I can and not buy anything.

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    🚨🚨TRICK👻👻 or SKEEEEEEET 💦🫟‼️‼️‼️‼️ It’s COCKtober SQUIRTY FIRST 3️⃣1️⃣—AKA SWALLOWEEEEN‼️ This SWALLOWEEN 🎃🎃🎃 is EXTRA LONG 📏 📐 🍆 🍆🍆. It’s the end of DAYLIGHT SAVINGS time ⏰🕰️🕰️. While you TWERK 🍑🫣🫣 or JERK 🍆💦💧🥛for KIRK🤫🖕😵💥 , we gonna turn BERK🥸🥸🥸 the CLURK ⏱️! One ☝️ 1️⃣ extra hour ⏳⌛️of GOONING‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🐽🐷🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 👉👌 Freaky Nikki 🚫🚫🚫🧱🧱 is making FRIED PUSSY 🐈 🐈‍⬛ SANDWICHES 🥪 🍅 🧅. BEAR 🐻 🤪🔫 💊💊💊is putting on DEODORANT 🧼 because he IS MUSTY 👁️ 👃 👁️⛽️🧀🤮🤢. The 10 INCH ZICK 🍆 ZOMBY 🧟 from BONE 🦴 Temple ⛪️ is Bringing the CHEESE TRAY. 🍆🍆🧀🪤🧀🧀🌭😫😋🤤 Resident evil: GET ON DOXY 💊💊💊 NOBODY 🙈 wants to CATCH 🫴🫴THAT SHIT 💩 🦠🦠🦠 Send this to TEN 🔟 of UR GAGGIEST 💅💅💅😷😷😷cum 💦💦GUZZLING🧃🧃🧃 GARGURLZ 👹🦇🦇. IF YOU GET ONE ☝️ 1️⃣ BACK, YOU WILL GET A BOTCHED EXECUTION 💉💪🏻😴😪🫩😳😩🤷‍♀️IN TENNESSEE 🥃🥃🛘🧑‍🌾🧑‍🌾🧑‍🌾 ‼️‼️‼️‼️ IF YOU GET 5 ✋ 5️⃣ BACK, EDWARD SCISSOR ✂️✂️✂️HANDS 👋🤞🖕WILL TICKLE UR TAINT🍑🍑🩸🩸🩸🙄😬😱‼️‼️‼️‼️ IF YOU GET TEN ✋✋ 🔟 BACK, UR A PERCOCET 💊💊POPPING 🎉🎉PLUMP 🎈🍙 PUSSY 😼🙀PUMPKIN 🎃🎃🎃🎃‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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            Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis “the wise”? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It’s ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

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                The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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                    I just wanted to let you know that the private message was fun hilarious and im sorry my app is mucking it up atm. Nice move 😂

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