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  • wake@quokk.au
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    Hold door

    Hodor.

    Ant door.

    Andor?

    • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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      Star Wars and Game of Thrones take place in the same universe.

      FUCKING KNEW IT!

  • pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Or, what about the satisfaction of knowing your purpose?

    • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      Probably gets hella positive brain chemicals when he doors up too. Imagine just fulfilling your purpose and feeling ecstatic that you’re dooring

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      First thing I thought man, jesus that would be a relief.

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    But think about it, you get to be THE GUY the whole colony knows and respects for what he does. Like another ant is with a bug friend at a party and sees you and says “yeah that guy? He’s a door. He’s a good door, pretty chill.” And that’s it your the chill door dude.

    Unless I somehow manage to fuckup being a door…

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      I mean at least with an ant colony, if you fuck up being a door they’ll just kill you instead of letting you live with the embarrassment.

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        Thank merciful queen for that

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      Given what the other ants are doing outside the nest, I’d rather just chill and be a door.

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    I’d rather be a door bug than work at Amazon, could be worse

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    That’s a turtle ant soldier, by the way: https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/488130

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    That’s a great door to aspire to 🫡

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    Fifth Element - Dancing Door Junky at Corbin's Door.

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    Wal-Mart greeters be like:

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      “Welcome to Ant Hole, I love you”

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        That’s Costco but I’ll allow it.

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    OPEN THE BIFRÖST

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    Ant Door Ant Door wearing a sombredoor

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