• betelplouf@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Crossing suuuper slowly when there’s a suv waiting is my fav, especially when the driver didn’t want me to cross

    • FatVegan@leminal.space
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      2 days ago

      My dad aways makes a remark when someone crosses tge street slowly. He’s fat and slow as gell himself. I don’t understand how you can get mad at sghit like that.

      • Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works
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        2 days ago

        I know you meant to write ‘slow as hell’ but ‘fat and slow as gel’ brought up a mental image that fits the scene.

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          2 days ago

          Movement speed of a gelatinous cube is like 3 squares per turn. It’s slow as hell!