• FatVegan@leminal.space
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    3 days ago

    My dad aways makes a remark when someone crosses tge street slowly. He’s fat and slow as gell himself. I don’t understand how you can get mad at sghit like that.

    • Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works
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      3 days ago

      I know you meant to write ‘slow as hell’ but ‘fat and slow as gel’ brought up a mental image that fits the scene.

      • i_love_FFT@jlai.lu
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        3 days ago

        Movement speed of a gelatinous cube is like 3 squares per turn. It’s slow as hell!