American pigs “I don’t need a warrant”
“Give me your ID or I’ll arrest you”
Didn’t the French police take a kid’s hand like last week?
Les policiers de tous les pays sont des bœufs; pas en France ou les États-Unis seulement !
Japanese pigs go BuHi ブヒ
Who is this Xavier guy that appears in every Facebook comment meme that I’ve seen here!?
A meme that has been so beaten to death that it’s rotting corpse has since disintegrated into the soil, but people have erected monuments to it so others can continue to wail on it with clubs and sticks and other blunt objects.
thats funny XD
GRUNZ!!!
Found the German
As an ex-cop from the US, I equally get a kick out of the “pig” memes and the “yank” memes; it seems people really enjoy them and they’re neither harmful nor offensive. I only get confused when I occasionally realize that their users sometimes think it really hurts us.
Bastard…
Had to do it man…
So why are you an ex cop?
The bastard one is a little more evocative, but:
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I know I’m not / wasn’t one by any reasonable definition of “bastard”
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I know it comes from a misguided place of anger so it doesn’t bother me a whole lot anyway
I end up just feeling… sad for the effect it has on driving decent people away from law enforcement, which of course raises the % of Bastards overall.
You can read about what happened to me here: https://lemmy.world/post/43267939
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UK pigs be like, “Oink, innit bruv?”
I’m so fucking basic. Any combination of “innit” and “bruv” makes me giggle like an idiot.
Every time I hear “innit”, I think Paul Chowdhry on Taskmaster.
“Oi, you can’t oink there mate”
Pigs are actually really intelligent and not racist, so comparing police with pigs is offensive to pigs.
As someone who has two yard dogs on his farm, yes they’re incredibly intelligent. They’re the first things to greet me when I get home from work and love cuddles.
But the reason cops are called pigs is because the stereotypical “pig-cops” are generally fat and eat a lot. Which can confirm, my pigs are fat and eat a lot.
But unlike cops, pigs are horrifically fast. When they come in from the fields and want to run, they can RUN! If our hay fields get higher than they are it looks like the raptor scene from Jurassic Park 2
I mean, there are some where it’s perfectly fine. Like mosquitos. Or parasitic wasps. …
Holy shit that’s a throwback. He got some really bangers like I I only fuck vegans and Veganism is yummy. Looks like he literally never stopped and keeps churning out a song at least once a week!
You know who also has awesome bangers? Jesse Welles. He’s the modern day Bob Dylan. Everyone should subscribe to him and give him support.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM
ETA: And don’t forget to subscribe and give support to Robby Roadsteamer as well: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SYNILI1hVOQ
Swedish pigs: Öink
(The actual word is “Nöff”)
non. It’s groin-groin or grouic-grouic
Merci ! This meme makes me green every I see it.
The Japanese is wrong too; they say buubuu.
The acute diacritic (like used above the ú in the meme) doesn’t exist either.
Let’s petition for it never be shown again!
In Quebec, the pigs go roc roc roc
“Le poulet”?
Australian pigs: Oinc…unt!
Always love Xavier
He will always be Pakalu Papito to me
I’m confused is this a new guy using the same picture or did he change his name?
There was a time on the other plattform, where everyone would comment “Fuck Xavier!” on posts like this, so i always thought it’s someone who stole the Profile Pic and content, but i don’t know for sure. All this happened a long time ago and seems to have been forgotten long since.
Yes, pakalu papito was the original account that used that picture and generally was funnier. Xavier is a copycat account that sort of just posts existing jokes.