Hmmm… the hotel in Majora’s Mask had a toilet and if I remember correctly… no pots? If there were any maybe there were a couple in the kitchen.

We’re on to something.

Hmmm… I guess that’s one of those “patriarchy” types of language most people don’t think about?

We really only use Manly, because we’re big strong MEN, and girly, because that’s for those weak little girls?

Womanly I guess technically exists but uh, not really used in the same way.

Nope, none of us do. We’re all just being fooled like you were and we’re all dying to get back to our precious iPhones. You figured out the ruse, congratulations! Guys, they did it, we can finally go home!

You could try sharing your list of issues, there’s a good chance a lot of your issues are fixable, because unlike on iOS you can make your own decisions on Android. Even on Samsungs, they have the good lock app they made which you can use to customize many things they didn’t expose by default. I’ve customized how many apps fit on a screen, how far the volume changes per button press, I customized the keyboard when I was using Samsung’s keyboard…

Oh that’s right, you can change the keyboard app if you don’t like the one you’re using. You can change basically anything on Android if you don’t like it.

They used to, but now it’s behind IMDb pro, though you are able to lookup box office numbers for movies elsewhere to give yourself an idea.

I do miss cheat codes.

I wouldn’t mind seeing a take on it, where the 100+ are at least arguably spared and the villain is actually killed at the end, completing the revenge. At least once.