What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?
What a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.
It’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.
Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?
Either way sounds like a headache.
Eww
Leave the loo, swear like a sailor for a minute or so, and use the fines that got printed out as makeshift bogroll.
Someone once said that they were probably just buttons for a bidet
Silvester Stallone saif in an interview that he assumed you scrape your feces using them like chopsticks. I really like that no one really knows how to use them, it doesn’t matter, and it’s more fun that way. But the fact that tge main character is not only wrong, he also doesn’t seem to know what chopsticks are and how to use them is even more funny.
Imagine you dont see them. How do you use the bathroom without the three seashells?!
silver seashells? fancy, we have to use whatever we find at low tide
Considering that we’re all eating Taco Bell or rat burgers, we’re going to need something a little stronger than two-ply.
That’s why there’s three
I’m not really sure what I’m looking at. Is there TP somewhere?
Reference: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697
After reading the synopsis, I just realised that film is set only six years into the future now…
Lmao thanks! I should watch this at some point
TP for your bunghole, Bungholio?
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Fuck Rob Schneider
“Eat recycled food. It’s good for the evironment and okay for you.”
I always say it’s one up, one down, and one to polish.
I’d just use the toilet brush
The Cloud 9 recreation of the Enterprise-D interior had three seashells in all the heads.
This would definitely make me swear out loud a few times