12.000 years human civilization and you still pee like Ötzi. Some things improved since then. Consider it brother.

As an owner of girlcock, i do pee while sitting, unless i have to use public restroom, then i pee standing. Public toilets are way to creepy and gross for me to touch them.

I sit because I’m trans lol. And when the toilet is nasty, I squat and hover. I know they make stand-to-pee devices, but I’m just really not stoked about having to carry a piss-covered prosthetic all day.

I think if anyone did the research on this, they’d find that showers are okay with sitting but growers absolutely need to stand.

All healthy mammals take 25 seconds to urinate. 90 is somewhat concerning.