alternative scenerio:
Guy: “it turns javascript objects into texts in json format”
Soldier: “He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard”
Alternative scenario:
Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He’s not a real soldier, shoot him
Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!
“It’s ok. Just shoot me.”
Are they from the army of Rust Neckbeardistan.
What movie is that meme template from?
I have worked with JSON very often and do not know, what ‘Stringify’ is. Reading it for the first time. Does it… convert anything to strings?
Looked it up:
The JSON.stringify() Method
The JSON.stringify() method converts a JavaScript value into JSON text.
https://www.w3schools.com/js/js_json_stringify.asp
Okay JavaScript. Never worked with JS before.
Also, didn’t knew web devs are considered ‘software engineers’ now. /j
Web Devs not software engineers
Fuck off with your elitist nonsense.
Do they engineer? With software? Yes, they do.
it’s funny seeing a gatekeeper talking about web devs not being a software engineer while also not knowing basic JavaScript
📽️
They said software engineer, not bootcamp coder /s
i’ve designed my own communication protocols that run directly on udp. i couldn’t tell you either.
Ima guess it’s javascript-ese to turn a json object into a string, perhaps for serialization. But no clue, coding for decades but always hated js, I guess my way through with a linter and IDE when I absolutely, positively, cannot find an alternative, which seldom happens.
I mean, the meme could’ve been ‘oh, it’s JS, shoot me’
I refuse to believe you couldn’t infer what this is, you’re way too smart and you could definitely just guess.
turning a data structure into a string is usually called like “marshal” or “render” or “dump” or something, “stringify” doesn’t really imply anything except something about the json being turned into a string. for all i know it could be replacing all the values with toString’ed versions.
Why JSON?
Huh, this made me realize all these years that I’ve been pronouncing it as “jay-sawn.” Is it really pronounced like “Jason?”
I say “Zhee-SOHN” to sound all fancy…until my coworkers start throwing stuff at me.
There’s no official pronunciation, so long as you’re consistent, you’re Gucci
imagine doing web development for a living and calling yourself a ‘coder.’
you’re writing instructions for a web browser, not a computer, pal. you fear the computer and it’s language the same way you fear a black man from the islands when you venture through a bad neighborhood.
there isn’t even a proper analogy for vibe coding because it’s so lame. imagine showing up to a jazz club and wanting to sit with a band but all you brought was your laptop with suno but everyone else is playing a real instrument.
are you a musician?
What is web development if not coding? You write specially formatted text in a file with a particular extension and another program that knows how to read it makes the computer do things.