Ohh, I work in a factory all right. 😏

I choose you!… to call 911!

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Ugh, it’s so overly technical and bloated. Even the package size is non-standard.

Other than hand-washing everyone’s crappy novelty mugs, I’m perfectly fine.

It looks like I’ve triggered the local fans of CRAPPY MUGS THAT SUCK, so I’ll just say please consider dishwasher safety when visiting your local cheap mug retailer or wash your own damn mugs.

Let me guess, hand wash only, not microwave safe, and that donut graphic is a decal?

Oh, you buy one of these every year at Universal Studios and never do dishes?

Oh man, rent will be late this month? Don’t worry, that’s not a surprise.

And they have a real good marriage

Check this out!

https://www.mathsisfun.com/geometry/unit-circle.html

M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTI-MILK!

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

I have another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee

If you are wise you’ll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?

A pain in the neck and an IQ of three

Why don’t you try simply reading a book?

Or can you just not bear to look?

You’ll get no… you’ll get no… you’ll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da

If you’re not greedy, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

“My smoking doctor told me to spray my pussy with Lysol or my husband would leave me for a younger woman and it would be my fault for having a stinky pussy.”

How did a brand name survive for 100 years after this??

Welcome to the new age.

“Let all Canadian Companies that are doing business with America move to the United States, immediately. Many of them are Companies that moved out years ago due to stupid U.S. Leadership. When you move back, there are no TARIFFS!” Trump wrote.

In a separate post, he argued that Canada was one of America’s worst trading partners, despite being its second-largest. Canada and the U.S. conduct close to $900 billion in cross-border economic activity each year, according to the U.S. trade representative.

This man is insane and needs to be removed from office immediately by impeachment or the 25th amendment.

The Heroes are here to save our expensive planes!

Ri… right?

Hey you, on the bike!

It’s sad and difficult to lose people who spent their lives making ours better. But they lived long and full lives filled with grace, joy, love, and achievement. When it became their time to go, they went with loved ones at their sides and left millions of people touched by their art and music that will carry their memory and spirit into history.

Anyone would be so lucky to live their life as well. I’m reminded of this quote from The Dead Poet’s Society:

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, “O me! O life!.. of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless… of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?” Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.

What will your verse be?

I tried to confirm this with your girlfriend and she said she wanted me to put one in her vagina.

Your girlfriend is super weird man.