The question is like asking “What goes in a box?” and then everything other than “watermelon” is the wrong answer.

2. Allows any and all LLM use provided that:

• the tools are not legally problematic
• the LLM output does not violate another copyright
• the contributor assumes full responsibility
• they’re not used for bulk operations without prior discussion
• private data is not sent to cloud services

So, filtering out > 90% of cheap slop?

I would like something like point 3, with “for everything” replaced with option 2.

Yeah, let’s use infectious diseases for socialising with people.
Cough on the face of the person you want to say hello to… Wait… People already do that.

student drivers earnestly explaining how important turn signals are to their driving instructors

Wait, what?

Yeah, specially if it’s his WiFi they are using.
Even if they do end up busting the scammers, OP can expect being harassed and have some of his stuff confiscated for investigation.