The mathematics behind the statistical analysis of suvivorship bias were so important that the paper first describing the phenomenon was classified right away.

It’s for the Greater Good.

It’s all about precious bodily fluids, and the conservation thereof.

And the organ donor card says: “Take whatever you want, but if I were you, I’d keep my hands off the liver.”

one more thing…

Something something Shat Skibidi, no idea, didn’t ask an AI.

Surströmming is not a food, it’s a controlled substance under Schedule 1 of the Chemical Weapons Convention.

Everyone gangsta until you show up to pay your mortgage with a Tommy gun.

How would a snail wear trousers?

Even funnier would be the man himself being hit in the face by a manhole cover returning from outer space one day.

Stanley Kubrick was hired by NASA to fake the moon landing, however, he was such a perfectionist that he insisted on shooting the exterior scenes on location, so they had to go to the moon anyway.

Go Earth!

Just look inside deeper, how a lot of the electricity is made, and you’ll find your steam.