It helps if the witch is hot.

How you ate that hotdog is an affront to all mankind.

Stories like these from people like these are always delivered through the lens of what’s best for business. This is propaganda.

The Titan submersible to the rescue!

I started eating them when they first came out in my area in '65.

Let me guess, this has something to do with the incompetence of this administration.

You know, I’ve thought of a lot of crazy stuff, but I’ve never once thought about going to a job and having to walk down a hallway where my dead co-workers were hanging for making some mistake and I had to punch them.

That’s a cool app.

Okay, I have to put my foot down. Pop-Tarts originally didn’t have frosting and they were much better. I don’t want to hear any more about this frosting shit.

It’s rare to get a photo of a building sleeping.

There’s absolutely no need to be ashamed of your reaction. It would annoy most people if each floor was announced. We’ve become far too sensitized to possibly offending someone, and when we live in fear of doing the wrong thing it sometimes stops us from doing anything.

Can I ask how old you are and what kind of job you have? I’ve just never had anyone bully me or be mean to me or anything like that at all so I’m curious what kind of environment this is. It sounds like high school kids working in a fast food restaurant.

Go to a really nice dinner and put the rest towards my wedding anniversary.

Why would you ever think it would?

I can only hope he finds himself in financial distress and has to worry about how he’ll pay his bills. Saying he’ll work for $1 a year tells me that’s probably not going to happen.

What I’ve read is that they tried a couple of times to introduce bidets to US consumers but the majority of them thought they were too weird. I’m going out on a limb here and say this has something to do with the puritanical streak we have in the US and that spraying water on your ass to clean it will somehow lead to something sinful.

I once used a really nice bidet on a vacation to Europe. It wasn’t the cheap ones that are offered in the US that are basically just toilet seat attachments, everything was built in. It was porcelain but the sides were stainless steel. There was no handle to flush the toilet, but when you sat down and let your arms hang by your side you would feel a slight protrusion on the right side that your fingers would naturally press and out popped a remote control that would start the cleaning process. You could select the water temperature, the spraying pattern, the air dry temperature and a couple of other things. There was no toilet paper involved at all and you would be completely clean and dry afterwards. It was also self cleaning, and pretty much soundproof. I started my session with a loud fart and it was barely audible. Oh, and when we first checked into the room there were rose petals in the water in the toilet. So quiet toilets are out there but they cost multiple thousands of dollars. But they’re worth every penny.

I remember when Majorie Taylor Greene left the government she made a comment about something regarding a playbook she was given when she first came to Congress. I wish someone would dig into that more because I’m fairly certain it contained things like how to belittle people when they ask serious questions or how to revert to whataboutisms as soon as you’re confronted with damning evidence.