Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Br*tish breakfast "food".English
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23 days agoThey didn’t finish frying the egg.
Sentient Loom
A loom that learned to weave itself.
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Cake day: June 11th, 2023
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- Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should have stayed home.English10·25 days ago
Any more room in that carpool?
- Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The crazy bastards, they've finally done itEnglish9·1 month ago
It’s like a double wheel. A wheelwheel.
- Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Genius idea. Somehody should share this with the antivaxxersEnglish1·2 months ago
This can’t be real.
- Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.workstolinuxmemes@lemmy.world•The Creator of Git and LinuxEnglish2·2 months ago
OK I love the idea of making it adjustable. I’m suddenly aware of my posture.
- Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.workstolinuxmemes@lemmy.world•The Creator of Git and LinuxEnglish71·2 months ago
Do people really use those standup desks? Can you get work done that way?
Wake up!
Men will literally find a snake’s clitoris before finding a woman’s clitoris.
But not today.
The only certainties in life are death, and getting caught whacking off in a Dave & Buster’s bathroom.