My dog is, at the same time, easier for me to understand than everyone else in my life and also the best person on the planet.

It’s the only way I can go now

Dang it

Huh, I wonder how much he paid to have someone take a dump on the side of his head.

Next up, LG to begin toilet manufacturing so they can store a record or your turds in plaintext.

Came here to say this, our class system sucks balls.