There’s this derivative subsersive comic of tintin from years ago where tintin gives it to milou in the ass. Can’t be bothered to search for references

Kick ass in the ass, yeah, mission accomplished

Has Jaws in the ass been done yet? Cause I’d watch that

So guys, pretty much every movie title in the ass, amirite?

Drain it, bop it, meth it, frog’em

…Technologic

I saw a hack, years ago, probably on reddit since I was there at the time (so, long ago) that was like thinking “since I’m awake, let me just get up and do some chores”, like washing yesterday’s dishes you left in the sink to soak. Apparently at the prospect, you then sleep like a baby It’s a similar brain glitch to like once the alarm goes off and you hit snooze, I fall asleep in seconds. Stupid brains…

Pretty much all alcohol. First time it tastes awful. Then you start to appreciate the side effects, not the aquired taste, cause it tastes awful

Maybe not the best metaphor but I approve your message

What is horses hoe theory?

Wait sorry, I thought this was “no stupid questions”

Might be maybeline

Not nearly gross enough but it’s a start

That’s exactly what a chicken would say

No one can be that ignorant. Of course they are milked

Ooo baby don’t tease

Everyone else will hate you, but you ‘ll be happy 1000% guaranteed

Enough internet for today

Sex

“All You Need Is Love” by The Beatles

You must have a really small tank. Last time I filled up (less than a week) it was over 120€ (50 liters)

Plastic (although not ambient friendly) is more peaceful, as you can bend it. A wooden chair has the benefit that you can sit more on the edge without falling back, cause I’m basically talking meditation sitting position 101, here, your spine should rest like “a stack of gold coins”, and tilting the hips back like on the edge of the sit helps put the spine straight, so there’s no stress and you can just rest in the position for long periods of time

Really peaceful for me would be like a stiff zafu and sitting cross legged (with butt near the edge of the seat)