A lot of those accounts were young anyway, so I don’t know how many are even around to swallow their pride now.

I want to be dominated by a ghost! She would be translucent—and—can possess your prostate to squeeze and release at high frequencies! Her favorite music is “Scooby Doo-style,” and her favorite activity is rotating furniture when people aren’t looking!

This post is so unhinged xD I love it

I upvoted yours :p

I don’t want to be a Hi-C Sprite mix :(

I can kind of understand because now with paying hundreds, if not thousands of dollars, for a ticket, I wouldn’t want to miss a single second of a concert

Shitting your pants, though?

Uh… Do you have aphantasia, perhaps?