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She makes Sean Spicer look like a wizard of wordcraft -

yeah that’s probably about right - 2.5

I love that thanks for the optimism

I got banned for something dumb and then dumbass ADHD me kept accidentally commenting at worldnews lololol

I hope that stupid nazi bitch is smart enough to realize she fucked up right then and there

(but she won’t because that requires introspection and shame)

“How we will ruin everything 2025”

Im 41 and time just wont stop going lol

Lol I remember that being a thing with millennials 10 years ago

I never understood why

But then I remembered millenials (and I am one who probably leaned toward a hipster when I was young) love old timey weird stuff

drives away on his penny farthing

Texas is always in a race for last place too

The hemp loophole

Brought to you by a senate who didnt read their own bill in 2018

“Lets do weird stuff with Dijon mustard”

Ahhh internet poetry!

I hope stories like these will make people actually participate in local politics

I hope stories pike these will make people participate in local politics

I hope stories like these will make people actually participate in local politics

I hope stories pike these will make people participate in local politics

That makes so much sense. Thanks for that

I’ve always loved how the word polydactyl sounds like a a dinosaur

Also I for one welcome cats getting opposable thumbs and taking over

Plus “bassturd” is awesome

I wonder what it’s like compared to a treble turd