obviouspornalt

my primary point is that they’re not underground, because, you know, swamp:

The largest system of utilidors is beneath Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom, but they are not a basement, contrary to popular belief. Because of an elevated water table, most of these tunnels were actually built at ground level, and the Magic Kingdom was built above that.

I’ve heard that too. I’ve also heard about the sophisticated trash system that’s allegedly there. but if you look at an aerial photo of the place, it’s pretty clear that almost all of the attractions are accessible from the outside edges of the park, so I suspect that the tunnels are limited if they exist at all.

given that Disney world is basically reclaimed swamp, I suspect there is no underground. otherwise this scenario seems perfectly likely.

let’s see Paul Allen’s card.

waterworld

now you’re thinking with portals!

what the fuck?