Solid choice under the circumstances

And that sigh could flavor a chicken

Not if you’re leaving them long enough to fill up three

Society runs on apps now. When I call my bank customer service, they tell me to install the app. Not having Instagram has been a career sacrifice. The last time I went to a concert, I told security my ticket was at will call and not on my phone, and he took my phone and installed Google wallet and connected my account to try to see my purchase history.

That’s on me for letting an asshole take my phone, but the point is that life has become a constant battle to keep things simple.

*who

You’re both way healthier for avoiding those. Lucky for the incentive.

He should have skinny dipped.