After it runs over his dog.

Yeah I went on a bender in Mexico like 10 years ago and ended a bunch of timelines. My bad.

The thing about quantum immortality is that as you age and you start running out of timelines, the circumstances for you to still be alive get weirder and weirder.

Imagine you are 90 and are about to die in all other timelines and the only way you survive is for aliens to show up with a cure for death.

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