Shouldn’t have gotten too close to Secretary Brain-Worms. Turns out those were contagious

I mean, you are on a platform named after an animal that’s famous for wandering off cliffs because they blindly follow the herd¹

Make of that what you will

¹ I know it’s a myth but still

When’s the last time you looked? Hyundai Ioniq 5 / 6, BMW i4, Xpeng G6 for example come to mind. Bonus: they’re on an 800V platform so loading from 10% - 80% is like 14 minutes compared to ~25 minutes for a model 3

Where do they keep pulling these hellish ghouls from?

No matter what gender the noodly appendage belongs to, it’s still the only type of genital I can imagine being used to press buttons in an elevator

You’ll get one comment out of me just so others see reasonable push back to your bad faith argument, afterwards I will no longer engage.

1. All democratic countries I know, have provisions in their constitutions suspending democratic processes, centralizing power in the executive and conscripting their unfortunate male population in the event of an invasion of the country.

2. It is a frankly ludicrous idea to suggest that this war is somehow ongoing because “we” want Russia’s natural resources.

Russia started this. Russia can end it any day by stopping the bombardment and withdrawing their troops from within the borders of Ukraine, at least to the status quo before its 2022 invasion.

If Ukraine is smart they’ll flatten as many Russian data centers as possible before the US midterm elections :D

No way, the guy that looks, sounds and acts like a creepy cartoon villain??

I hereby declare that any groveling bootlicker unironically using the term “SI” shall be shunned, ridiculed, and laughed out of the room anywhere they show their disgraced face

Now I have an image of a swedish home having grandma’s last shit in a jar on their mantelpiece because they weren’t allowed to keep her ashes

They took the Megagram away from us and called it a ton 😤

Only one step away from becoming a reverse centaur

🙋‍♂️: “How does Linux work?”

👨‍💻: “…does it?”

Kinky --------------------- OSHA

It’s a spectrum

I learned that shit in the late 2000’s trying to get games to run on Ubuntu with wine. No real idea just lots of googling, trial & error, plus too much ADD to ever properly read a manpage 😅

Superuser and Askubuntu were revelations when they came around.

I cried tears of joy when Lord Gaben bestowed upon us a native Steam Linux client.

Scientifically accurate Watership Down

I’m a Red Lizzard, stealthy as fuck, skilled in pickpocketing, lock picking, and backstabbing. Also I’m basically a demi-god.

I think I’m pretty good

Always remember: talking about 90’s grunge bands today is the same as talking about the early Beatles in 1996 💀

The users

Oh shit, has September just ended?