Why it’s called “the runs.”

So, a typical Trump voter then.

Trump should never be mistaken for a leader. Leaders understand their responsibilities and act and speak accordingly.

Oh, so THAT’S where our DOGE checks are going!

Why not both?

The Supreme Court, I’m sure, will come through for Trump at the eleventh hour. The drama WILL continue.

Mike Meyers must be soo hurting for work I guess.

What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?

Three dicks are a bridge too far, I’m afraid.

I was there and when I saw Trump being carried out by those two burly firemen, my heart swelled that this great man had been saved, and I said to him, with tears in my eyes, “Sir…” (even THEN he commanded respect) “Sir, thank God you’re alright.” Then I touched the hem of his garment, he nodded, said “Bless you”, and I’ll never forget it.

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he’s elected! It’s a win win!

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.

He has to because he has no one to leave this administration to.