Nah, they choose to believe it’s a hoax because they’re kinda rich and don’t want to lower their standard of living. And the others believe the lies about the environment because they’re bundled with the lies about brown people.

Sure but that’s a solved problem as well.

Most web server have ACME support built-in nowadays, setup is a matter of minutes, no scripting required. This has been a solved problem for years, any sysadmin who can’t handle this basic task has no business running public-facing servers.