I REFUSE to do a caravan for reasons like this. Give me the address or a map pin and I’ll make my way there and you can do the same. I can’t handle the bullshit of following or leading multiple cars. I’ll die on this hill.

Back in my day, they used waxed paper.

:: disintegrates into dust and blows away ::

There are silicone sleeve/ring things out there for sale that can act like a spacer if you wear it at your base.

Who’s on first?

The Democrats are literally willing to tank races in order to avoid progressive candidates winning. I think they are at least a little culpable in getting Trump elected both times, but especially the second time.

I’m not doing a “both sides”–I’m just trying to hold the Democrats accountable for shit politicking and strategy.

I love so much that they blurred the undies.

Even the paper fast food cups have a plastic liner, which isn’t obvious unless you examine it or look into it. It’s insane.

People have stumbled upon undisturbed remnants of 9/11 in NYC as recently as 2013.

Thank you for mentioning the Borat thing between Rudy and the girl he was told was underage. I can’t believe that wasn’t a bigger deal.

Don’t underestimate people. My partner will walk around in a shirt with nothing on the bottom like fucking Winnie the Pooh.

It’s always math for me.