Lemmayng

Tribunals, if we get them, are gonna be so satisfying to watch.

Trump whores out Nat Guard soldiers to stand around and look pretty while doing nothing of value.

They want the product of unsafe sex: fetuses they can sue an unprepared couple over because they care about aborting a mass of cells more than the lives of the people who purposefully weren’t informed.

There was a local ice cream place that I would’ve loved to try out had it not closed back in 2011 or so.

Something tells me she should have her teaching license revoked permanently.

Not all heroes wear capes.

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Rapist in Queef?!

At this point I might as well make like a plant and do photosynthesis.

Okay, lemme elaborate then:

When racist, sexist, ageist, ableist, bigoted, fascist, everyone is a target.

Hopefully someone can reimplement online to the cracked version.

Forever fuck Sony for screwing PC players.

https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1848971668/

Been archiving my dead parents’ documents over the past year cause I’ve been unemployed. Letters, tax returns, celebratory cards, bills, etc. I think they’ll come in handy in case some fascist fuckwit tries to decide I’m not a citizen or wasn’t born in this country.

Once I’m done with the documents, I’m moving onto archiving VHS tapes, then photos.

Y’know, you’re right!

I didn’t like that answer, you oligargling shit gibbon.

And yet when the average joe burns down an intrusive data center because he’s not paid a living wage, he gets arrested and jailed.

Two-tiered justice system working exactly as intended.

Is it sad that I immediately began to worry that mint was yet another causualty of the CDC’s destruction when I saw this?

Based on recent estimates in my area, close to it.

Get my bathrooms renovated professionally.

I think there was a whole thread about people discovering their love for foods that their parents cooked shittily when they were kids. I’ll try to find it.

I once brought my flash drive to show a presentation for my AP English class during the last week of school.

Little did I know my flash drive had a virus on it that propogated through the entire school’s network.

I think even IT came into the room the same day to tell my teacher what had happened.

They did inform me the source was my flash drive.

If I’m being honest, maybe it was a virus/worm from a porn site or something that had been left over and found its way onto my flash drive, or some vulnerable outdated program that had been compromised and breached my flash drive.

Always verify your file integrity, folks!

Something similar happened to me with a neighbor’s car. I turned too wide into my parking space and ended up bumping the back of my neighbor’s van, leaving a noticeable mark. I immediately went up to their door and knocked to apologize, but no one answered AFAIR. I decided if it was a huge problem, they’d come to me or my dad about it, but they never did. So technically I wasn’t forgiven, but I wasn’t reprimanded either.