Well, I heard very sensitive people saying that these are actually great, because without these labels, cross-contamination from the factory happens and they get reactions for food that naturally shouln’t contain any gluten. I’m not sure how common it is, but I heard it happens.

Cutting my toenails shorter did the trick for me.

There are actually two subspecies of the hillcows, one with shorter left legs and one with shorter right legs. They walk around the hills in the opposite directions, so they cannot mate. Courtesy of my father. Not sure if I ever really believed it.