My mom is the same. “I need a man to do this!”

Well, damn. I had no idea fixing my own appliances, doing home maintenance, and making repairs meant I was a man! It’s a good thing my partner is bisexual.

It was incredibly frustrating because I would try to get included on these things as a kid but I would be turned away. I had to figure most of it out myself. (Thank you, internet.)

My partner is taller than me. They go to her. Even when she has to come get me to explain it better.

Interesting choice, especially when I am the one that pays for the services as well.

I would be in Slime Rancher 2. I would be doing pretty alright! I can stay at my ranch and tend to my adorable slimes.

Wanting the fruits of their own labor? Damn you, greedy laborers!

I typically enjoy bread sticks by eating them, but your title has really opened my eyes to different avenues of bread stick enjoyment.

That and I didn’t want to buy solid oak furniture when I lived in apartments and had to move on a dime because the landlord wanted to jack up rent or pull something… Again.