happybadger [he/him]

I can reliably confirm that Kim Jong Un executed himself with an anti-aircraft gun in a stadium. The anti-aircraft gun was then executed by a second anti-aircraft gun for disrespecting Kim Jong Un. The stadium was executed by a ring of anti-aircraft guns, along with the anti-aircraft gun that executed the anti-aircraft gun, for attending a gathering where Kim Jong Un was disrespected. This happens every day and yet tankies will defend it.

The ducks eat the dogs, the dogs eat the train, the kids eat each other, and the workers have to clap in unison for their patriotic sacrifice. This is what the left wants.

The most fucked up part is that while all of the adults in the country pull the train, all of the children pull the adults. In front of the kids? That’s right, dogs. Those dogs are pulled by ducks with teeny tiny ropes. This is the reality of communism.