That’s exactly the difference between pigs and pork. English is just a Germanic language raped by the Vikings and married to the French.
This test diagnosed me as 20% German (haben die Lack gesoffen?) and 40% Autistic - which I feel should also a bit higher for the overlap of some symptoms of ADHD and autism.
Scheißtest. And it hasn’t the obligatory humor markers that are required on humor on the internet by the Digitalhumorerkennungsvorschrift, so I’m not even sure if I should laugh or not.
Many years ago my then girlfriend, later ex wife and me had a stroll through a small forest when we got horny. Thea experience of having outdoor sex just dropped and I was not in the mood anymore after a fucking horsefly had stung me right into the ballsack.
Die Sonne scheint. Bäume wiegen sich im Wind. Rehe brechen aus dem Wald - UAAARGH.
I’m not making bread but got into making pizza. I have a dough box which fits into. my fridge. I measure good flour, water, salt and yeast, give it a but in my household kitchen machine of kneading so it doesn’t warm up too much and then put it away.
Maybe I’ll try with practically no machnine kneading next time, just run the machine until everything is mixed well.