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I’m glad your god approves

i will happily orally pleasure anyone who can stop this…that was the intention…

Boy Toys for the joy boys?

Speaking out for people who are being genocided because of someone else’s sky-daddy? Can I give you a blow job, ya know, if you want one?

Zaphod Beeblebrox thinks the the current adminstration is working exactly as intended.

I feel the Onion is behind the times.

Your mouth to god’s ears.

i love the life this thread took. HAHAHAH

100 internet points, but I can’t give them. Gloves.

I hate that such fuckers have so much controrl over my life.

For the record, Social media companies are great in theory, but suck in practice.

What do i need to live in this world? How many mushrooms must I take?

We are so capable of love, why do we support hate…human beings are so, wtf are we?

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
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