My friends all go on and on about how much element sucks and yet I have zero problems with it, it’s confounding to me

I was always one of the guy in the trunk. My buddy used to love hitting speed bumps with a little too much gusto.

Part of me wishes the author had done what the teachers did and refused to give her an audience. Instead they’ve now just published everything she had to say.

Dude her labia fused to her leg. I think that coffee might have been just a bit too hot.