I bet she listens to any name as long as you’re calling from the kitchen

The first ones to crack a nut with a stone definitely did not have the same intelligence as us. That was (likely) 2+millions of years ago, and they were not “human”.

Deer goes the neighbourhood

Exactly what I was referring to. Along with GPS tracking that alerts you if you’re going over the speed limit. Totally won’t be used for anything else, right?

Cars used to be made to get you somewhere. Now they cost 4 times as much and are full of government-mandated surveillance equipment and random gadgets that are expensive to fix when they break. And they’re twice as heavy.

The only thing that’s gotten better is safety.

I miss when cars were cars

Just don’t

Kinda depends on the beer though. And the weather!

There’s never a bad time to get forklift certified 😎

Better to just eat cows. A cow is 1 suffering to feed many humans. A jar of honey is thousands of sufferings for one family to have sweeter tea.

Checkmate atheists

Common cold beer gang W 😏

Never give up. I got my cert at 18 and it was the highlight of my life. Its worth every single one of those late night study sessions. Don’t let your dreams be memes!

That’s pretty damned badass for a cat! Got video?