Let me take your hands

I’m shaking like milk

If you’ve never unsuspectingly woken up with a dog’s ass near your face. You’ve never had a dog. hahaha

This is killing me. I’m laughing so hard thinking about how if you didn’t see your dog doing this, and then he got up before you saw him on it. You’d just think everything was fine and pick up the phone and you’d be like, what’s that smell? Something familiar but I can’t place it. lol