If you’re going to make up a number that no one will believe anyway, why stop at 60%?

Has anyone heard from him recently? Where has John Barron been?

“Every illegal vote cancels out the vote of a lawful American citizen,”

Not if they both vote for the same person

“Record low”? It was below 30 last month

The only people saying it’s “in the bad” are other pollsters. The pollsters should just figure it out between themselves and leave us to do a Democracy.

But his kids do which is even worse

But What if he were dressed as Winnie the Pooh?

Why is the mood subjective? Bro, that is what fucking happens.

“Almost as if”? I can’t tell the difference anymore between jokes and sincerity

Religious liberty means that I have the liberty to not give a flying fuck about your stupid religion. Marriage equality has expanded religious liberty.

Asked how many times he had voted for Trump, Bos held up three tattooed fingers. But he said he’s done with the president.

Look, I was all in for ruining other people’s lives, but now that I lost my job, I’m out

Get back to me when it’s lower than in 2008 or 2009

I already put these on every gas pump I use, which is none because I ride my bike, take the train, amd walk most places

Just uninstall the apps you’re trying to avoid