That’s not so hard to remember! In France, turkey is called “dinde,” derived from “d’Inde” (“of India”), which is much farther east than Türkiye. So just remember that in France, Türkiye = India.

In 2013 Ruth Bader Ginsburg made a famous analogy about the US Supreme Court gutting the voting rights act. She said it’s like “throwing away your umbrella in a rainstorm because you are not getting wet.” That comes pretty close to your sentiment, OP.

When I use CAPITALS, no one says I’m CAPITALISTIC

Yeah, a bunch of historians get together and use a quill pen to write in a big book called “History” and whatever they write is officially what has happened. The historians got together just yesterday and wrote “The USA lost the Iran war.” Now that’s the official history. /s