I had to look up the joke.

The Heisenberg principle says you can’t know both a particles position and momentum (speed).

So when the cop told him his speed, he lost his position.

“What about the other eight?”

I’m also not going to take advice from OP in the fucking comments section, now where’s the booze, shithead

Iirc the heart attacks even out over the span of a few weeks, so Idk about the others.

Did you get it, or…

Why do we need to change the clock twice a year when we know how many downsides there are?

• sleep disruptions, can take weeks to adjust
• 24% spike in heart attacks on the Monday after setting the clock forward
• 8% increased risk of stroke
• increased depressive episodes, worse mood, decreased cognitive performance
• 6% increase in traffic accidents
• more frequent workplace injuries
• increased pedestrian risk
• estimated between millions to billions of dollars in productivity loss annually in the US alone
• international coordination confusion

It fucking sucks