“Welcome to my me-infested home.”

This is me at all ages I can remember. By extrapolation, I can only assume I spent my toddler years fighting for the rights of the proletariat.

Could make home movies with one of those

It had no effect.

(I am already constantly aware of this, it’s annoying)

And for 4 dimensional dogs?

This was the first result on Google:

https://royaltydecor.com/products/shark-onesie-ultra-soft-polyester-machine-washable

Looks like the most expensive option, there are several similar pajamas that are cheaper. But the link is worth looking at for the videos of the pajamas in use.

No, you’re thinking of a vanlion. Common mistake. A villain is actually a large, luxurious country house or estate.