TrenchcoatFullOfBats

Everything would be orange and sticky and there would be wonderment about the mystery of how springs work. Probably.

And it shall be called “Sproing” and will glow when orcs are near, or when elven ears can detect the musical stylings of “Jump Around” by House of Pain

I’ve always wanted to give a bowler hat a try, but it seems like a slippery slope - bowler hat this week, tricorn next month, then we’re into powdered wigs…where does it end? Do we even want it to end?

The goblet is a lie