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Cake day: June 20th, 2024

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  • I have a tinfoil hat theory that chase is on the brink of insolvency based entirely on the fact that they’re still building brick and mortar banks fucking everywhere.

    This is entirely anecdotal and I have nothing to base it on other than my own observations, but seriously, it’s weird. If you’re in a city in the US there’s probably either a newly-opened Chase branch near you, or one under construction. Who the fuck is still going to banks?

    Anyway. My theory is that they’re extremely over leveraged on high-interest loans and credit cards, are either hemorrhaging money or will be soon, and know they’ll need lots of easily-disposable real estate for when regulators order them to start liquidating.