Dude. Talk to her and consider therapy.

Still driving my year 2000 car, will drive it into the ground.

I’m actually 100% in agreement with your post except for this:

when the majority of cisgender men fall into the kind of camp of men that hurt them

Stating this as fact seems a bit dangerous here. Yes, we know there are absolutely terrible people out there, but how do you arrive at “the majority of men are terrible people?”