Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radiotoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Jesus died for your ass to mouth pleasure English
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- Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radiotoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump claims triumphal arch will serve as a ‘top grade military complex’ to store weaponsEnglish5·2 days ago
UK is not exactly in the position to throw stones on that matter.
- Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radiotoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•River home to 500 crocodiles chosen as Olympic rowing venueEnglish34·4 days ago
Not just crocs, fucking Australian salt water crocs.
This might be worth watching.
- Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radiotoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•About to ruin your whole dayEnglish11·4 days ago
I cast: Electrical tape over the fucking light 🖕🏻
- Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radiotoFunny@sh.itjust.works•NASA doesn't need to spend more studying Saturn's hexagon. I just solved it with a hand blender and some peasEnglish5·5 days ago
Peas are one of my least favorite foods, out of morbid curiosity, what are you going to do with that pea slurry?
A handjob is a handjob.
That’s not a house centipede. That’s a Fuck You Centipede.
Ever had? Really? What exactly did he do that is so astounding?
- Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radiotoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•New insect genus and four species named for Taylor Swift and her albumsEnglish5·13 days ago
Do they make shrill and unpleasant sounds?
- Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radiotoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Man stabs friend to death for eating more chicken pieces at a party in IndiaEnglish2·17 days ago
That’ll show the fucker.
- Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radiotoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I can't help myself, they're eggcellent.English3·17 days ago
Smoked paprika is the best!
Do you use fresh or dried chives?
It doesn’t matter. You wouldn’t be able to do it anyway.
- Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radiotoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Meme Queen Pete SlayingEnglish21·20 days ago
Well, they can afford to feed one of them at least.
I haven’t had powdered milk in at least 40 years. Does it still taste like shit?
Are we comparing litres and gallons now?
- Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radiotoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Cannot tell you how many times I have asked this questionEnglish14·24 days ago
Speak for yourself.
Wtf is a “well intention?”