Maybe a close equivalent for this would be the Beaufort scale.

The lid def can’t be moved by a Bft 1 or 2 wind, would probably guess at the very least a 4 or 5.

Lid flipped open - 4 to 5
Tipped over - 6 to 7
In the neighbour’s garden - 8 to 9
Down the street - 10 to 11
I’ve lost my rubbish bin - 12 and beyond

Bruh, retiring that early?

Me, who sucks at maths but not others:

There’s more than just STEM

Get zègk geer daan veur 't waord „hawwen” (houden)?

It just says “Maar allez, jong, dat doet ge toch niet? Ge had dat moeten bijhouden, hè! Onnozelaar.” There are no dialectal words in there save for the last one…

(But c’mon lad, you shouldn’t be doing that! You should’ve kept track of it! Buffoon.")

@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space

Self defence? Physical exercise for health?

Climbing methods, flexibility training, overcoming fears? For maths I didn’t learn much that ended up being useful.

Delay, deny, depose

• no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
• buffering is efficient and quick
• subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
• can change volume and resolution
• can be judged by community with a non-karma system
• little to no algorithm or AI slop
• can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
• peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
• privacy friendly
• can download, usable offline
• none of that copyright bullshit

In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.

My ass read this as mpreg for a second

crying is good :3